The last
episode of the season begins, trying to influence the critics with
its title.
A
Opens
with a flashback of the happy prison life, Hershel is back because...
well everyone's likes Hershel. Besides whose going to remember farmer
Rick from the beginning of the season?
Hershel
Hi how's....
Rick
Not so fast,
I need to go back to my current day traumatic state.
Carl
What are we
doing Dad?
Rick
Hunting
rabbits huhuhhuhuhuhuh...
Carl
Are you ok?
Rick
Clearly not.
Flashback
Hershel
Rick I'm
worried about you. Come with me and become a farmer.
Rick
Don't you
think that it's too early for me to start dropping my guard?
Hershel
No, no not
at all. Or on my head be it.
Cut to
the current day where they tensely dispatch walkers with ease.
Rick
This seems
as good a place as any for a camp fire.
Carl
Dad we
couldn't be any more out in the open.
Rick
Don't worry
about the risks son. Can't you see how I've grown as a character?
The
marauders arrive to interrupt the ever vigilant Rick and Michone.
Joe
You killed our friend! Only we get to kill our friends!
Daryl
Hey Rick! Remember this bad ass friend of yours? I'm so bad ass I am
going to stop these marauders by trying to talk to them out of it.
Ow!
Rick
Noooo! You can't kill Daryl... I mean Carl! Chomp.
Michone
Whoa you really have good teeth for someone this far into an
apocalypse.
Rick
I've just bitten someone's neck in half and that's all you have to
say?
Michone
Hey I'm just trying to keep a little sense of mystery with my
character.
They
continue walking to terminus but at the last minute decide not just
to knock on the front door.
Rick
We'll leave most of our weapons here as a precaution.
Carl
Why not leave 2 people here as a precaution as well?
Rick
Son I told you not to question tmy character development!
Radio lady
Sanctuary for all, community for all. Terminus. Those who arrive
survive. Alive...wahahahahaha!
Gareth
Hey I told you to cut out that last bit.
Rick
Hello.
Gareth
Whoa, how long have you been watching us?
Rick
Long enough...
Gareth
Oh no.
Rick
To know that we want to stay here.
Gareth
Oh yes, yes of course. Come and have something to eat, I hope that
you're not vegetarians. Ah!
Rick
Where did you get the watch?
Gareth
It's a long story.
Rick
Liar! Tell me where my people are or I'll shoot.
Gareth
Ha, notice the sniper? It's a bit too late to realise that this is a
trap.
Rick
Run!
Gareth
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Carl (running for his life)
*Gasp* I wish that we paid more attention *Gasp* to the forshadowing
*Gasp*
Gareth
We have you surrounded, get in the shipping container.
Rick
Hey my son comes with me.
Gareth
We will think about it.
Rick
If he doesn't I'll be constantly asking “Where's Carl”?
Gareth
Fine take him!
Glenn
Rick! Good to see you but also bad to see you, in a way.
Maggie
You were stupid enough to get sucked in too?
Rick
We reconnoitred first.
Maggie
And you didn't see the bones, or hear the screams?
Rick
Well err no... but they're the ones who should feel stupid.
Glenn
Why?
Rick
Well err because... OK!
The shows ambles to a finish but everyone's happy because none of
their favourite characters have died.
Fin
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